I Need A Personal Assistant!

With my busy social schedule and so many things going on, I've decided I need a personal assistant. I'm not quite sure what qualifications I'm going to be looking for, but I know it must be someone detail-oriented, capable of handling a hectic social calendar, and most of all... someone with an abundance of energy! I don't even know where to start looking for such a person, but I do have one applicant in mind...