Changing My Image!

Yes, I can see I'm going to have to change my whole diva image to capture the attention of my potential new boyfriend! Oh don't worry... I can become a redneck woman, drive four-by-fours, and even get into some mug bogs! He's such a cutie!

And don't think I can't channel my girlfiend Dolly Parton and sing "Better Keep Your Hands Off My Potential New Boyfriend!"

What's A Girl To Do!

I've never been a big fan of hunting, or any outdoor sport for that matter. However, I see my potential new cowboy boyfriend is into hunting. Sheesh! I guess I'm gonna have to get me a rifle and go out and try to shoot something!

I guess I'm going to follow the example of another one of my favorites, Gretchen Wilson, and just become a REDNECK WOMAN! Check out my new theme song!

Computer Problems!

I saw this funny, and I just had to share it! I'm probably not the most computer-savy individual anyway, but I think even I could fix this particular problem! Hope you get a laugh out of this as much as I did!

Special Shout Out!

I have to give a special shout out to my girls... The Pussycat Dolls! I saw them on a special last night, and they are just awesome! Just too trashy for words... I love it!

And they were, of course, singing my favorite song -- Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was A Freak Like Me!

Working My Nerves!

You know, sometimes people just get on my nerves! I don't know why people feel a need to pluck my last nerve at times, but sometimes I just have to channel my true hero Mabel "Madea" Simmons! That's right... peace is made of steel!

Take a lesson from Madea preaching the gospel! Hold Your Piece, and Let The Lord Fight Your Battle! Hallelujah!

Happy Birthday Julie Andrews!

I simply couldn't let today slip by without wishing a Happy Birthday to one of my all-time favorites... Julie Andrews! From "The Sound Of Music" to "Mary Poppins," Julie has had so many outstanding roles! So Happy Birthday Julie!

For a real pick-me-up, listen to Julie sing "Le Jazz Hot" from "Victor / Victoria"!

Happy Birthday Deborah Kerr!

I have to take a moment and say a special Happy Birthday to the magnificent actress Deborah Kerr! She is, of course, one of my favorites, and I absolutely loved her with Yul Brenner in "The King and I"!

And any time you need to be cheered up and have a smile, just remember... Shall We Dance! Shall We Dance! Shall We Dance!